best thing ever

by williewodka Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:05 am

strangest thing happend
me and some friends were chillin and watchin the game of nl vs ger and we grabbed each others hands 15 of us then we went to the left and right screamin stoner jibberish praying to god that someone would score and we prayed for 5 seconds then we stopped and the ball was passed to van persie the dutch prophet of god.
at the end of our prayer our friend said here it comes and within 3 seconds he made a panna and a perfect goal.

we were to fukled to try again.
we'll rape tuga tho
every1 does

I am god
i am the king
this really happened im fukd up

if we would've caught this on tape we could've been rich...
i volunteer for igoggles...
making me rich by being retarded

by **sillyfishy** Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:11 pm

williewodka wrote:strangest thing happend
me and some friends were chillin and watchin the game of nl vs ger and we grabbed each others hands 15 of us then we went to bed screamin stoner jibberish praying to god that someone would score and we prayed for 5 seconds then we stopped and my friends ball was pushed onto my dutch 'head'.
at the end of our prayer our friend said here it comes and within 3 seconds he made a cumshot and a perfect goal.

we were to fukled to try again.
we'll rape tuga tho
every1 does

I am god
i am the king
this really happened im fukd up

if we would've caught this on tape we could've been rich...
i volunteer for igoggles...
making me rich by being retarded

by **[A]ncient** Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:23 pm

I see what you did there..

by williewodka Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:57 pm

sillyfishy wrote:strangest thing happend
me and some friends were chillin and watchin the game of nl vs ger and we grabbed each others hands 15 of us then we went to bed screamin stoner jibberish praying to god that someone would score and we prayed for 5 seconds then we stopped and my friends ball was pushed onto my dutch 'head'.
at the end of our prayer our friend said here it comes and within 3 seconds he made a cumshot and a perfect goal.

we were to fukled to try again.
we'll rape tuga tho
every1 does

if we would've caught this on tape we could've been rich...
i volunteer for igoggles...
making me rich by being retarded

by RedSphinx Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:23 pm

Yeah, that is the prove that god exist. What, no, it was just a coincidence.

0:40

by williewodka Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:46 pm

RedSphinx wrote:Yeah, that is the prove that god exist. What, no, it was just a coincidence.

0:40

no it is proof that i am god

by RedSphinx Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:18 pm

But you were praying to god and god wouldn't be praying for himself, would he? God would swing his giant finger and it would happen within the blink of an eye!

by williewodka Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:52 pm

RedSphinx wrote:But you were praying to god and god wouldn't be praying for himself, would he? God would swing his giant finger and it would happen within the blink of an eye!

I said it would happen and they started praying
a god also needs a source of his power and he gets it through prayers
me

by **Joel** Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:03 am

nL GET TRASHED NOT EVEN GONNA MAKE THE QF HA HA U SUK!

by **GokuLowClass** Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:38 am

Joel wrote:nL GET TRASHED NOT EVEN GONNA MAKE THE QF HA HA U SUK!

World Cup & European Cup last 3 tournaments for England.

2006 – Quarter-Finals
2008 - ------------
2010 - ------------

Mannn you Brits should not even talk when it comes to Football. The Premier League is only good because of all those forgeiners.

by **sillyfishy** Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:52 am

england s good for fifa tho if u play 5-3-2
too bad fifa is somewhere a bit realistic making heart fuck up every ball thats shot at him

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