2015 Top 10 Gladiators (aka the only good players still around)

List is accurate but neither of them are active to post and title it, 'only good gladiators that are still around', When Dan mainly is the one I see who's active... But I only appreciate Dan, James, Wali, Huy, Colin, Crawly and Joel to be strongest and interesting fights. But if you're me and you practice constantly ; this thread is actually pretty depressing and unnecessary. Honestly, I frequent the public rooms in nearly every private server and I don't see you nor yin.

[D]ark[YIN] wrote:lol didnt u get walked vs me in front of crawly 2 summers ago like 22-8 or some shit
is funny how u now talk shit to someone who walked u in ur so called 'prime'

hope that boyfriend takes your mind away from the ass kickin, guv

PS: You may call me kingsolo v2, but I don't see you disagreeing with me either, goes to show how desperate u get when u wanna prove urself little boi

Maybe????? if I was doing nothing? That score sounds legit (also playing with broken mouse) On the more recent occasions that we fight you end up getting mad and losing a couple and rage quitting during the third fight?? wtf bad

and w8. what am i supposed to disagree with?

Joel wrote:anyways i am p.much quitting gunz for a while to try and find a cute boyfriend. OK ! that's it.

WTF youre breaking up with me??????????????

noobs

♡♥♡(✿◠‿◠)✿♥♡♥ wrote:

Joel wrote:anyways i am p.much quitting gunz for a while to try and find a cute boyfriend. OK ! that's it.

WTF youre breaking up with me??????????????

b...but I didn't know you felt this way

lol hey guys i have a broken mouse so watch me turn on youtube and run until i see an opening
????

Either u play gladiator or u dont, i dont think theres anything besides that

also ur excuses are bs, u said u were unrustying for half a month before that fight against me and in the end no matter what u did u got walked

now ur acting tough cuz anyone half decent and better than you quit, fgunz got ruined and you think you own the place or something. U were like all submissive n passive sucking cal's, sumai''s, deviok's and my dick until it was dry whilst talking shit behind me and sumai's back. Before cal quit he even made deviok smash a hole through his door cuz he just couldnt beat cal anymore.

thats just how shit goes. someone newer than you raped u both, not once, but many occasions. Not gonna use myself as an example, look at lime lol. It just how shit is broski, you either a tiger or a puss. Making top lists in a dead community means that you'll be forced to fill it with all its members. I gotta agree with markp






ps: DEVIOK, MAH BOI

you always say and do the same like some broken record. Some newfags come and give u an asswhoopin, u deny it all day or make up excuses to save your ego. Cyph like smashed u in 2012 for that ezpz.ucoz.net list and all you did was rq and say cyph massived too much. I'm hearing that this Limits dude named shlomo side dbfd against you and you complain about peddle. The only difference between you in 2013 when we fought and you now is that you use what you hate and you complain when others do it. You always deny losses(AS SEEN IN YOUR GUNZ REPLAY COMPPILATION, you only have wins, NO LOSSES), you dislike when people come at you with logic and call them contrarians(roma for example) and it doesn't ever matter when people smack you, it's always the next time that matters(usually when people quit, you come back and act like they were bad). Look at jetman. You used to call him a speed tbf spamming monk, you got smashed by him, randy complimented him, then you begged him and randy to teach you offense and you started giving him shit again.

Like, I'm not picking fights with you or anything, you do your little grocery lists on euglads and I'll look at them and laugh, but this crap's a cycle, a pattern. You degrade people only after a year or so inactivity, you ridicule them and often when they show up to kick your ass like lily, you somehow find an excuse and quit for a while. It's like some cliché video game where the villain wakes up from his slumber and has to be stopped by the protagonists.

Talk alot
Play like shit

honey2433 wrote:Talk alot
Play like shit

whoever smelt it dealt it

i'm submissive to anyone but you yinstyle.

you SUCK and ARE BAD.

if you wanna fight me again it's KOOL. win or lose i quit 5 ever !

Shlayg wrote:noobs

yo matty

Shlayg wrote:noobs

You rock my world baby

Some elite oldgen players who would beat all of you noobs anyway:

Shlayg
Faugn
jmrandom
purple_catz

Hi, Joel2k11 here. EU gladiator nerd & legend

I'm a twat ! It's true, scientifically proven.

Also Vire is pretty cool, and best glad. OK, I'm glad we solved it.


ps. yinstyle suck

Hear hear

crawly where did the rack of the day thread go ????

can we have a ~cute girl~ of the day thread? boobs are boring.

Some responsible administrator probably deleted it because it was crazy sexist

Pretty lame to read all this rude stuff towards me from Joel, someone I sparred nearly daily who was one of my better buddy's on gunz that being said..
if posting your best scores against me makes you feel good inside dont let me stop you =)
but let me just say some of mine to then 20-10 19-11 all the other ones were so close its not even worth mentioning..
As for me losing 16 out of 20 spars thats plain made up and contrary to you I can actually prove that cause I actually have all my spars recorded and a few screenshots to if you like ^-^
I'll be nice and say it was about equal..
Also Jeff, joel and me never 1v1d ever so where do you get this "joel beat vire" from?
Ohh right you mean that spar we did that you put on youtube ? =) well if thats how it works, I should just post one of me beating joel and then I will be the better glad ?
Anywayz I'm not here to discuss about who's better then who but just to clear up some of the >lie's< I read here.

peace =)

Glad personalities 101

Dan: Happy fellow. Everyone likes him. What he normally says: "L'A Capone is best rapper guyz"

Wali: Very formal. What he normally says: "Thank you. "

Huy: Very good at hiding emotions. What he normally says: "Why are you lagging? Turn off your porn."

Colin: Phsyco troll. What he normally says: "Sometimes I like to tickle my butt cheeks with chicken feathers."

Bharat: Shows no emotions. What he normally says: He doesnt normally say anything.

Jeviok: Either really angry or really not angry. What he normally says: *flex* "Look at my one armed pullups guyz, im too deezed" *flex*

Crawly: IS CRAWLY A GIRL OR A GUY???!? What he/she normally says: --> insert 30 kill streak; "Omg im ^1suk"

Vire: Just stalks in duel rooms. What she normally says: "^-^"

Joel: Either really nice or really evil. What he normally says: "Guys listen to this song best song ever"

Yin: Extremely talkative. What he normally says: "Fgunz code is ruined guyz. Trust me roma told me"

Rikiel: Very precise about play styles. What he normally says: "Bro i can show u pro void ok?"

Roma: Can keep a conversation flowing. What he normally says: "totes"

Alice: Some people say its a guy, some people say its a girl. What it normally says, while wielding donor sword with powerful lightning massive: "Come on, you can do better"

Steve: Will fight you for small talk. What he normally says: "Come to Massachusetts and I'll fuk u up"

Jerald: Everyone wants to spar him... What he normally says before accepting a spar: "I don't want to spar "

Chuck: Kek. What he normally says: "Stop talking or ill suck your dick"

Eu Dan: Best troll eu. What he normally says: "ur a silly sausage lol"

Kendrick: Just got out of jail. What he normally says while playing gunz 24/7: "I quit for good, just coming back for a bit."

Vire: Just stalks in duel rooms. What she normally says: "^-^"

lmfao

yea wtf idiot, vire isnt a "she," you will address her as Her Majesty the Queen ~~~INAYE~~~, THGE BEST GUNZ THE DUEL PLAYER EVER WTF

Well this is my set of irrelevant words for this thread. I hope to achieve the same standard set by our lord shlayg.

Jeviok(Jeef): Nice beard. Not cool to upload spars. And a bit strange to add yourself to your own list. Unless you asked around to see if the people that you placed on this list, would also place you on this list.

Joel(TeaManNr2): Wish you well.

Vire(Inaye I think. [Far too many names brah]): Having records of practice sessions is.. sadly good security, but still something that shouldn't be happening(nuclear deterrence in gunz..).

Yin(WritesAlotOfStuff): Stahp or newpaper gonna smack a yin.

ThaChamp: Idk who you are but your here becuase im not on that personality list. Like real man, wheel..

Basically lists are pretty dumb. If one was to be made, 1v1's would have to be happening. And I doubt 70% of the people on this list would bother.

Apologies to jeef if I sound a tad accusatory.

Duck army ending..

I would like to take this opportunity to agree that we bow down to Her Majesty the Queen ~~~INAYE~~~, THGE BEST GUNZ THE DUEL PLAYER EVER WTF

Hanoobs wrote:Well this is my set of irrelevant words for this thread. I hope to achieve the same standard set by our lord shlayg.

Jeviok(Jeef): Nice beard. Not cool to upload spars. And a bit strange to add yourself to your own list. Unless you asked around to see if the people that you placed on this list, would also place you on this list.

Vire(Inaye I think. [Far too many names brah]): Having records of practice sessions is.. sadly good security, but still something that shouldn't be happening(nuclear deterrence in gunz..).

Basically lists are pretty dumb. If one was to be made, 1v1's would have to be happening. And I doubt 70% of the people on this list would bother.

Apologies to jeef if I sound a tad accusatory.

Duck army ending..

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yeah vore why do you keep recordings of fuking joel in 2015 hes irrelevant
also im the one who said it, you're gonna rek joel anyway in 1v1 so just do it and banish devioks evil grocery lists

Joel wrote:i'm submissive to anyone but you yinstyle.

you SUCK and ARE BAD.

if you wanna fight me again it's KOOL. win or lose i quit 5 ever !

Joel wrote:win or lose i quit 5 ever

funny, you've said that in every 1v1 we've ever had

@ThaChamp nah, I can tell that on my own along with every player who plays dgunz etc
in fact, here: Ive got one for you
Alaestor: Stalks yin whenever he gets on dgunz and never gets a kill. What he normally says "Deviok compared me to you..."



EDIT: I'm getting into this
Ninette: Has a grandiose histrionic disorder and narcissism that tags well along with the pimples on her butt. What she usually says "Kostas, what did uros say about me"

Joel: Pacifist with an inferiority complex that sticks a lot to his 2009 prime. What he usually says "Yeah bro idk, maybe I should quit again. Also, where's Cal?"

Roma: Cool. What he usually says "cool"
Crawly: Unpredictable. What he usually says "o.o"

Nick: Some random dutchie who succeeded Carl in most oblivious EU. Also likes to hit women irl like ninette. What he usually says "cancer whore"

Deviok: Oldgen who used to play good when barely anyone knew angles and phases so he quit. How he yearns for that mellow time. Kinda like Joel. Also has a Messiah/God syndrome on GunZ viewing himself as a special little nut. What he usually says "Everyone plays desperately nowadays. Also, contrarians"

Alex: I don't know. Most pure-hearted, but dumb guy I've ever met. What he usually says "xD"

Zincks: Weird israeli goy. What he usually says " "

Limits: Weirder israeli guy who confuses his ego and his obsession with gladiator with OCD. What he usually says "Come to national gunz its better than fgunz israeli gunz pretty please"

Colin: Thinks he's tough for latching onto Lily's left testicle for concepts like 'tracking' which eventually really means following opponent with camera. What he usually says "So, I was on the running mill and I had this..."

Lily: E-bipolar and E-schizophrenic troll with an ok brain and a hidden superiority complex. What he usually says "to be top tier all you need is speed and technique"

AB: Megalomaniac who goes by the book. The book is a tutorial he authored called AOTB. Is sensitive to arguments and easily becomes enraged ONLY if it's not your intent to enrage this person. He gets super-attached to flexible and submissive personalities or people who suck up to him and are good. What he usually says "Put your w-key back into your keyboard, nub"

Flashed: Has been playing as long as I have and even more during the time I quit. Easily gets attached to rules made by people he worships and conforms to everything he's told. A very obedient little pup with an ego. What he usually says "lol, you wanna move to NA and 1v1?"

Huy: You know how people say that when you wear green shades you can only see the world in green? Huy sees the world in randoms and non-randoms according to people he gets smashed by on gunz and people he smashes on gunz. He gets super excited around people he knows, he easily sets his mind and becomes stubborn, he latches onto dan like its dan's right testicle and he gets super emotional and is easy to troll if he opens up to you. What he usually says "Yin, I WILL FIND YOU IRL AND STAB YOU"

Wali: A respectable, fun-to-have-around and sensitive hypocrite. If you go left when he goes right, he thinks you're starting the third reich on his turf. He likes telling people what to do, when in reality he's gonna take a lot of breaks from his philosophies. If you play GunZ when everyone considers it dead, he will tell you not to play it while playing it daily. If he doesn't like the way you play, he will attempt to change it while continuing whatever it was he was doing(regardless of his rules). What he usually says "HAHAHA randy frozen pizza"

Cyph: "Dead". He claimed death in 2014 summer according to Dan, but he leaves a youtube comment in february which is three months later. What he usually says "ur weak"

Dan: Nah. Fuck it, not even starting. What he usually says "Are you good?"

Artimas: Inferiority complex and likes to prove himself against people who used to destroy him. Ironically, I was someone he used to destroy in Pendulum cc in 2012 and he became like that in 2013 when I smashed him? Likes to immediately get mad and pretend he's Alice. What he usually says "LOL, you're not even worth my time"

Alice: Weird..girl... that is obsessed about ...her... prime. Usually, she either nonbows with a donator sword and rings to battle the egoing gladiators and save the server or he's talking about his prime and beating 1char1 and lime. His arch-nemesis is AfterBurned and will nonbow him whenever he sees him in a duel room. What she usually says "xD you guys aren't even 1/10 as good as my prime"