Calabi-Yau

if you were to collect all of the fights you've had and deleted all
the ones you died in and only kept the ones that you won.

and say you replaced each map with a grid and set points of where you
began and you draw a line of each trajectory you traveled and the time
involved.

and put it in a specific generator that exposed what approaches were
statistically more effective and the times that they were executed in.

and it would show you the percentage of probability, and you delete
all the lowest and kept the highest.

and repeat the same process but instead of deleting the deaths, you
would delete the wins with the longest duration.

you would create an algorthim of godly movement.

and if you were to look at the design it makes from tracing out the
movement, it would form a mathematical manifold called the Calabi-Yau,
which is a theoretical model of a creature in the 6th dimension.

come on up ladies and gentlemen place your bets on who this could possibly be!

we have:

deviok
yinstyle (xD)
wazp
purpleswag

or perhaps an unnamed fifth contestant (KENDRICK)

come one come all!

Your mom is a 6-dimensional creature

the math is really bad so purple or gnan or colin or sumai
place your bets

sumai is a p good bet actually

Yin would make god damn sure that everyone knows its him. Same goes for deviok and purple.
So I say sumaiiiii, or bioxity, or roma.
Oh wait..

this song rules

The folds in a calabi yay is actually the trajectory of movement which is perhaps the behavior of elementary particles simultaneously flowing with but against each other as well. Because if you understand that quarks and leptons have specific degrees of spin and momentum which is influenced by positive, negative and neutral electrons. Once you learn gladiator you'll see that you have to flow in that particular way.

On a molecular level we share the same behavior as those particles infinitely within and without.

SlopokeTan-KhakisPoet wrote:The folds in a calabi yay is actually the trajectory of movement which is perhaps the behavior of elementary particles simultaneously flowing with but against each other as well. Because if you understand that quarks and leptons have specific degrees of spin and momentum which is influenced by positive, negative and neutral electrons. Once you learn gladiator you'll see that you have to flow in that particular way.

find my response at 0:18

alternatively:

What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!

Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.

They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?

Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.

deviok + cerb3rus best